You work out of a Hotel?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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