A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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