Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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