He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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