Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i would punch a child for taco bell
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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