we're blogging at a bar
I got chris browned last night
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
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