I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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