I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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