nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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