well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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