Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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