well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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