We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
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I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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