Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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