Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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