i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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