so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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