my mouth tastes like poor choices
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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go home
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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