i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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