i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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