i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
