It's Friday. Sex?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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