you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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