I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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