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go home
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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