how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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