Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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