Pappa wants mamma naked
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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