so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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