i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
the raccoons are back...
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