Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm at about main and main street
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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