And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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