Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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