do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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