i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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