Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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