If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize
