Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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