I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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