Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
