I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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