Buhtt sex?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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