She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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