margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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