Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm both gender and math confused
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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