You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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