Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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