I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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