marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
