Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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