Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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