Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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